Funny Military Questions

- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?- Two. One to launch it, one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?- That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you.
- What do you think about the coming battle, General?- God knows it will be lost.- Then why should we go for it?- To find out who is the loser.
- Who likes music? - asks a commander.- Two soldiers step forward.- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
- How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?- None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.